jokes n sms

Girl: Mjy tennis khailna sikhao.
Coach: Ok, Racket ko bilkul aise pakro jaise ye tmhare boy frnd ka L**d ho.
Girl: OK…
Coach: Oho aisy nhi Racket mounh se nikalo…


ah
oh
dheere
ah
mar gayi
ah
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaonWah
Ooo Sajan Asan Teiku bhandey ni sey..
Nal dey hamsey haan door rahnde ni sey..
Aaa Weinse tey chumi chatta ker ghinsoun
Na tey yeiku yahnde ni sey..

Read This sms below
A woman married
a one legged man.
She wrote to her
mother:
“My husband only has
ONE FOOT”.
Her Mother
replied:
“You are lucky,
your papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES”

how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract
cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is
satisfucktion..!aha!!!

2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
”My wife is better”
2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
”U were right, your wife is better..

If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don’t think u r a superman someone is F**king u

Ah ohh ah ohh
nahi nahi
uff ,
nahi
ah ah ah ah;
plz dont
nahi nahi nahi
aaaah aah aah aah
uff uff uff uff
bus
ah nahi oie
oie nahi
ah ah
ah
aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya.

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.