Thursday, December 25, 2008

jokes n sms

Sex karo daily,
Agar woh mil jai Akeli,
agar na mile akeli,
tu pakar lo uss ki saheli,
agar na mile saheli,
tu Zindabad hatheli,
lekin sex karo daily,

Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye Tehray Na Phool Galay Main Mere Haar K Dard Un Ko Huwa To Nikaal Liya Maine Kaanta Jo Chubha Peron Main Sarkar K Cheek Uthay Chilla Uthay Kehnay Lagay Meri Na Lo Ek Hi To Kameez Hai Aur Din Bhi Hain Tehwaar K

fanta piyo,
pepsi piyo,
marinda piyo
coke piyo,
dew piyo,
pani piyo,piyo aur piyo
kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main

k Larki thi dewaani si…
Ik Larkay pe wo mar…
Kuch lena tha usay…
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi
Jab bi milti thi muijhey…..
Ye hi pocha karti thi……
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

1 comment:

fizza khan said...

I am making a good salary from home $6580-$7065/week , which is amazing under a year ago I was jobless in a horrible economy. I thank God every day I was blessed with these instructions and now it’s my duty to pay it forward and share it with Everyone,
AND GOOD LUCK.

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