jokes n sms

Urdu
"HONEYMOON"
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l...g..a. y..a
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English
Q: Wats d definition of a 'lesbian?' A: Just another damn Woman.....
tryin 2 do a man's job!!!.
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English
Qus: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.

A:VAGINA
b'cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
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English
During sexual session the girl says:"u r like a mobile phone!"Boy:
"Do I vibrate a lot?" Girl:"No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
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Urdu
Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki....
"Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai.
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English
Richman to poorman- "How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied:
"B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!!!
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English
Sardar wid Grandson.Late nite Shouts,"I need a Girl,I hv an
Erection!" Gson says,"1st its 2 Late,2nd ur 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holdin is
mine"
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English
4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina....
1)Caution-dark tunnel. 2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3)Go slow.4) Men
at work
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya. Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya. Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye. Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating
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Urdu
Kiss Pan Chod ne Gand main ungali ki hai. Ager wo Maa ka lora samney aa jaye to us Kuri chod ko dekh loon. Sir, aapka student gand marwa le ga per kisi ko kabi gali nahi de ga ! !
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English
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite, my lovely pyjamas