jokes n sms

Urdu
Feelings of girls after exam & Sex..

kitna lamba tha.kash thoda time aur mil jata.
Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na.Pta hi nahi Lga kab ho gya.

mera to shoot gya tha thoda.3 ghnte mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi.

saari raat nahi soyi.Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte hain.

Aage se soch smjh kar tyari se dungi.
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English
2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said...
''My wife is better''
2nd went in ,fuck a girl... Came out n said...
''U were right, your wife is better..
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Urdu
Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir Kameez phir undershirt or phir bra utara aur
aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di.

Phir?

Phir kiya kaproon wali taar khaali ho gayi...
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Urdu
fanta piyo,
pepsi piyo,
marinda piyo
coke piyo,
dew piyo,
pani piyo,piyo aur piyo
kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main
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Urdu
o o jane jana ladkion ka mein dewana sapno mein roz aae khood ko
mujh se choodwana sanam
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Urdu
pahlay tu jati thi cheel choot main
aab urti phirti hay cheel choot main
cheel nay dakhi akk jheel choot main
jheel may naha raha tha shakeel choot main
shakeel nay kar di apeel choot main
haqoomat nay bhaaj dia wakeel choot main
wakeel nay day di dalil choot main
haqoomat nay laga di seel choot main
abb nahi jati keel choot main..
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English
A gud friend is like a gud bra... hard 2 find- comfortable-
supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur
heart!
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English
Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in
vibration mode.
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just recharge the battery.