Thursday, December 25, 2008

jokes n sms

Urdu
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch
na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
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Urdu
Ik Larki thi dewaani si...

Ik Larkay pe wo mar...

Kuch lena tha usay...

Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi

Jab bi milti thi muijhey.....

Ye hi pocha karti thi......

Ye "CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye "CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
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Urdu
fanta piyo,
pepsi piyo,
marinda piyo
coke piyo,
dew piyo,
pani piyo,piyo aur piyo
kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main
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English
The most difficult golf course in the world is... "Women Hole" any
style you play... as many shots you try... & as much perfection you have... you
can never get your balls in...!!!
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English
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY, DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY, REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY..AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY
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English
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

1 comment:

fizza khan said...

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AND GOOD LUCK.

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