jokes n sms

Urdu
Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.
Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ?
Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.
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Urdu
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Tayz ho..

Garam ho..

Doodh Ziyadaa ho..

Jo raat ko sonay naa dey..