jokes n sms

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There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !
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SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby
HURRY UP
First ten will get twins

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I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream...
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1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'
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Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!


When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.
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How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!
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Of all the babes u r my selection please dont giv me a rejection. my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
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Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
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What is hard and long and full of semen? >>> Submarine <<<
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He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
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I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins!
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If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?