Thursday, December 25, 2008

jokes n sms

Urdu
Ah ohh ah ohh


nahi nahi
uff ,
nahi


ah ah ah ah;



plz dont
nahi nahi nahi



aaaah aah aah aah
uff uff uff uff
bus


ah nahi oie

oie nahi

ah ah

ah




aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya..
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Urdu
Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan:
1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega.
2. Gande Gande SMS muskra kar parhe ga.
3. Don't scroll down:








Jis baat ko mana karo wo zaroor kare ga.
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English
If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is F**king u
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Urdu
Dost 1 : Apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna.
Dost 2 : woh kyun?
Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.
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English
Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service.
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Urdu English Mix
all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age: 28 roz raat,
age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only JAZBAAT... above 60 no no bury Bat

1 comment:

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AND GOOD LUCK.

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