Thursday, December 25, 2008

jokes n sms

Girl to her mother: Mama , main kaise paida hui thi?
Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi.
Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay?

zzat to ane jane wali chez hai FARAZ!!…
Bus gand pay kapra dale rakhna……;-)

Buzurgon ki kahi hui baat,
Aur
Tatton pe khai hui laat,
Hamesha yaad rehti hay,
“A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE”~

Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka
board nahin dikhta?
Man: Uske side mein ‘Always Wear Condom’ ka board
hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?

1 comment:

fizza khan said...

I am making a good salary from home $6580-$7065/week , which is amazing under a year ago I was jobless in a horrible economy. I thank God every day I was blessed with these instructions and now it’s my duty to pay it forward and share it with Everyone,
AND GOOD LUCK.

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