Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
Ehasaaaaaaaan Kureshiiiiiiiiii ki latest kavita :
Roz college aati hooooooooooo
Dupatte se kya chupati hooooooooooo
Hum kya mar gaye hai janammmmmmmmmmmmm
jo kitabon se dabati hoooooooooooo
What is the saddest part of hindi film sholay????
Ek to thakur ki biwi hi nahi thi upar se gabbar ne uske hath bhi kaat diye....
On KBC, a prostitute was on the hot seat.
Amitabh: Madam aapko hamare show me sabse acchhi cheez kya lagti hai?
Prostitute gets EXCITED, lifts her skirt and says,
"FASTEST FINGER FIRST"
Q. Beta kya kaam karte ho?
Ans. Ji samaj seva karta Hoon.
Matlab!
Gire huve ko uthata hoon, Bichade huve ko Milata hoon
Kaise?
Bra banata hoon.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
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I am making a good salary from home $6580-$7065/week , which is amazing under a year ago I was jobless in a horrible economy. I thank God every day I was blessed with these instructions and now it’s my duty to pay it forward and share it with Everyone,
AND GOOD LUCK.
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