Thursday, December 25, 2008

jokes n sms

Urdu
Aayi thi diwali,
shuru Hui thand,
sikudi thi chut,
akade the lund

Aa gai holi,
chali gai thand,
khul gayi chut,
latak Gaye lund
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Urdu
dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

ah
oh

dheere
ah

mar gayi
ah
oh

ahah

chal ab bas kar

1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon
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English Mix Urdu
Bhosri Plaza Hotel
'MENU CARD'
Grilled mummay;
Achari lund;
Phuddi of the day;
Tandoori bund
Lullian sirkay waali:
Chilly choot;
Tattay mughlai;
Gori bund da halwa;
Nargisi tattay;
Phuddi pakoray;
Lund folooda;
Mard makhan naan;
Afghani gand kabab;
Daigay mammay;
Lund khara masala;
Bhosri fried rice;
Melted tutti cream;
Peeshab up;

1 comment:

fizza khan said...

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AND GOOD LUCK.

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