jokes n sms

Sex karo

Sex karo daily,

Agar wo mil jaye akeli,

agar na mile akeli to pakar lo us ki saheli,

agar na mile saheli to zindabad hatheli

lekin sex karo daily

DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:

AGE 20 - DIN RAAT,

AGE 28 - ROZ RAAT,

AGE 38 - JUMME RAAT,

AGE 48 - CHAND RAAT,

AGE 58 - ONLY JAZBAAT,

AGE 68 - GALAT BAAT...

Toothpaste & Boobs

What is the Similarity between Toothpaste & Boobs?

Guess ? its easy !!

U know the answer !!

Kholo.. Dabao... Muh me dalo aur Fresh ho jaao.

Mr Elahi had 3 sons named
rehmet-e-elahi,
barkat-e-elahi,
n mehbub-e-elahi
when his 4th son was born
his wife decided to name
him bus-kar-e-elahi

What did ramu say when he
saw a surgical glove?

Shaym lagta to condom hai
per draupdi ke zamane ka hai